He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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