i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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