Porn is love you can see.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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