Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
We left the knife in your bed.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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