Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I just googled if crying burns calories
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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