im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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