NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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