What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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