garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He has the fingertips of a God
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
