And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Barsexuality is the new black.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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