The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
it's great music for shaving your balls
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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