But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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