Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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