i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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