hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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