once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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