Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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