Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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