Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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