I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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