I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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