She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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