I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I could fuck to npr.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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