Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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