I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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