tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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