S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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