Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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