My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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