Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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