Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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