Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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