oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Randomize
