I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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