Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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