Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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