I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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