I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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