Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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