"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I just found puke in my bra..
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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