If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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