Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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