first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
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