I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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