okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
this boner is exhausting
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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