Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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