he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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