is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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