My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
tell me about the eggs
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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