i think my mom watched the whole time
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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