i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We don't watch enough power rangers
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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